The Great Flipkart Scam

Hi…this is me an……educated, sensible, majority welfare loving, well-behaved and well-meaning HINDUSTANI citizen…:)…………and these are my thoughts on

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Flipkart’s BIG BILLION DAY……spread on the first two pages of…………. Times Of INDIA……….FOLLOWED BY THE SURPRISE INDIAN…………MEGATROLLER (though this one only trolled its e-commerce competitor……SNAPDEAL….:)………this is for me in recent remember able  times…….the only instance when times of INDIA’s……….. full spread first& second  page advertisement did something sensible & necessary……….only because it was followed  by

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………….the advertisement of alower-biddingbut sarcastically smart………e-commerce company…..:)..Now did u observe the fact that I called SNAPDEAL …..INDIAN……..but not flipkart?…….kya baat kar raha hai be………u must have read in papers……flipkart is INDIAS leading online store……but nooooo..:P.. its not an INDIAN company……….its registered in Singapore and it has to sell its products through WS RETAIL………….& this is essentially a model that has been setup to survive by taking the advantage of a loophole in the INDIAN law passed against FDI in ecommerce..:)…….so the flipkart owners have ben heartily laughing all these days sitting with their super smart  lawyers………because theywere getting such fat commissions and even roamed around masquerading as ……mere marketplace owners…….while WS Retail was  silently.. doing the job of the warehousing  their stuff…..:D….sahi na!!………..yes ……so they were laughing…..until yesterday morning when they reached the third page of times of INDIA……..:P:P…………on which they had been super sarcastically belittled & told…………stop lying flipkart…………the volumes of sales u are expecting to experience today………hum SNAPDEAL waalon ke liye normal hai…:P

ab dekho flipkart u got trolled & belittled & laughed at in the early hours of the morning itself…….what could be the reason for you behaving the way you are in the first place?…………

 EMPLOYEES AT AMAZON!!!………..

Yes the founders of flipkart were employed at Amazon……….who supposedly calls itself……..the earths biggest selection!…[but somehow they are trying to find ways to keep eBay at bay…..:P…they are trying really hard haan though……..starting used items selling and all…..:)]……..u see where the flipkart people [m just guessing ..:D] get their propaganda ideas from……:)……..oh Amazon also started initially as a bppk selling e-commerce platform……..lateron powering up….to gadgets electronics…………..flipkart ka story bhi same hai…..:)………business idea copy paste by flipkart…….:P……..and yes…..now amazon has warehousing of fast-selling stuff haan……….and yeah…….the warehouse’s defective stuff sold on the pretext of huge discount offers to unsuspecting civilians who think they made a huge! Saving………..imagine the quantity ofdefectivewarehouse stocked products they of git rid of in BIG BILLION DAY…..:)………yes BIG BILLION DAY was done by flipkart………copypaste bhot bade level ka hai re!!!…….flipkart basically juz tried to downplay its father……….:P…..but what happened.

 

I WROTE A BLOG CRITICIZING FLIPKART TODAY……:[…..

I used to blindly & happily buy from you…………..but now I know……..and now I am already having thoughts whether I will ever like seeing your website again……..:)…….

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i believed that like me you too kept faith in providing quality stuff to customers whole loved you and believed in you………. since its so easy for you………because I was faithfully thinking that you are functioning on a purely  a B2C (Business to customer) business model……….

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which I NOW  know SNAPDEAL is and I also know that its purely INDIAN and also headed by two down-to-earth ,limelight hating, honest and humble young enterpreuners………

YOUR WEBSITE’S PRODUCTS WHICH WERE ON SALE WENT OUT OF STOCK &………………… WHERE IS THAT SMARTPHONE IN DIRT CHEAP PRICE U PROMISED?…………..

The BIG BILLION DAY was meant to be a huge profit & image making step for you……and you may have made profits………but be careful…..the pissed off customers have dug a deep grave for u……right in front of that presently visible step………..:D

BUT FINALLY…..THANKYOU FLIPKART!!……………

Such comic relief and awesome jokes u became the butt of……….amazing…………..along with your mostly defective products………I believe the jokes on u have been shared….reshared and laughed at on such a large scale….that it can easily rival the quantity of stuff u sold…………but there was a difference….the jokes on you came from genuinely frustrated and angry but humorous souls…………and the jokes are free of defects (not in context with you……:P)………..and guess what……flipkart………..THEY WERE BEING GIVEN AWAY FOR FREE……J

Nikhil Rajput is a content writing intern at 5 Random Things. An engineer by credentials, analyst by profession, a writer by passion Hit him up on Twitter @imnikhilrajput for a quick chat on any of these topics.

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